meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle)

Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

face-down-asgard-up:

halfhardtorock:

thepeoplesrecord:

herhonestlife:

FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

It’s also really disturbing to me that its a bunch of fucking dudes who made this shit and will profit from it. So men profiting from rape culture again. Great, have fun. Thanks for nothing, shitheads.

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

There it is.

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

(Source: disneyboost)

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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The awesome part is, When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

retrocausal:

these are all actually from the company’s official twitter omfg

and this isn’t even half of them help

(Source: twitter.com)

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