asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

(Source: dilfking)

anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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here-on-this-island:

teyaberri:

akuthekoboldthatcould:

lukethreepwood:

believe-in-breathing:

This is me all the time.

I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THAT WALK

This pretty perfectly sums up conventions.

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: togifs)

modmad:

Pestilence, War, Famine and Death; all the horses of the apocalypse finished! Had so much fun doing these, and learned a lot while I was at it! Win win.

Available as pretty much anything you gosh darn please over on Society6. You know you want to help pay my electricity bill.

fucknaruto:

me seducing your girl

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

(Source: yellarice)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard)

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

apatheticghost:

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

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